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Patient is always online, never typing. Reads every channel. Contributes to none. Green dot maintained for 11 hours straight.
Ghostly. Will continue to observe.
None. Being asked to speak causes a brief stress episode.
Patients with Chronic Slack-Ghost Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Slack-Ghost Syndrome belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Chatus corporate silentium, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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