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Patient had a disagreement with a coworker. Both parties were, by a neutral observer's read, being reasonable. Patient has now run a full internal audit to determine whether they are, actually, the problem — not just in this disagreement, but in general, historically, across all relationships. Has found three pieces of evidence from 2019 suggesting they might be. Has not presented this evidence to anyone. The case is, at this point, self-prosecuting.
Chronic. Every minor conflict triggers the general audit.
None. A physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork.
Patients with Severe Am-I-The-Problem Audit typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Am-I-The-Problem Audit was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Investigatio propria exhaustiva — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.