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Patient has 14,800 unread emails and has not experienced a single consequence. The red notification badge no longer produces any emotion.
Permanent. Emails will not be read.
None. 'Mark all as read' is considered a moral failure.
Patients with Chronic Unread-Email Immunity typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Unread-Email Immunity — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Inbox numericus ignorata. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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