UNTREATABLE.COM
| Dosage | One (1) mass 'mark all as read' action performed on the entire inbox, followed by a commitment to process only incoming email from the moment forward |
| Frequency | Once; the surrender is structural |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | 0 — the 14,847 unread emails were, apparently, not going to be read |
The Institute dispenses Numerus Signo Cessatio for:
The Institute issues Numerus Signo Cessatio for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Unread-Count Surrender, complete. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.