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Patient achieved inbox zero on March 14th. By March 17th, the system had been abandoned. The inbox now has 4,000 unread and climbing. Zero was a phase.
Will declare bankruptcy and start again in 6 months.
None. The system was the problem.
Patients with Chronic Inbox-Zero Relapse typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Inbox-Zero Relapse — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Ordinus digitalis collapsus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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