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Patient is pre-mourning events that have not happened. The trip hasn't started and they're already sad it will end. The relationship is six weeks old, being remembered.
Will miss today by Wednesday.
None. Presence is a skill the patient never developed.
Patients with Chronic Reverse-Nostalgia Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Reverse-Nostalgia Disorder present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Retrospectio futuri praeventiva, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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