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Patient uses AI to skip the normal slog of human effort and feels, faintly, like they've done something wrong. Drafted a condolence card in 4 seconds. Has not stopped thinking about it.
The guilt fades by the second generation.
None. The shortcut has been taken. It cannot be un-taken.
Patients with Chronic Queue-Jumping Guilt typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Queue-Jumping Guilt is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Culpa autoacceleratio eternus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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