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Patient has drafted the Sprinter-van build four times. Has a Pinterest board. Currently lives in a doorman building in a major city.
Will not leave. Will continue planning.
None. Instagram algorithm has ensured permanence.
Patients with Chronic Van-Life Delusion typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Van-Life Delusion was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Vehiculum habitacionalis romantica — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.