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One spouse knows where the spare batteries, the dog's vet records, the kids' passports, and the holiday lights are. The other has asked about each 14 times in 11 years.
The labor will not equalize.
None. Leaving 'lists' has been tried.
Patients with Chronic Household-Inventory Disparity typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Household-Inventory Disparity belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Domesticus logisticus asymmetrica, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.