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Patient purchased a $400 coat by dividing it over '400 wears.' Has worn it twice. Has declared it 'essentially free' to three people.
Math will continue.
None. The credit card agrees.
Patients with Chronic Girl-Math Reasoning typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Girl-Math Reasoning is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Economicus creativus optimistica — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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