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Patient has, in the last 18 months, purchased six digital courses at an average price of $497. Topics: dropshipping, copywriting, 'AI automation,' Instagram growth, 'high-ticket sales,' and — most recently — course-creation itself. Patient has completed, in full, one module of one course. The course-creation course was purchased to sell, eventually, a course to someone else. The irony has not, apparently, landed.
Chronic. The next course is, according to the ad, 'the one.'
None. The refund window has, in each case, been missed deliberately.
Patients with Severe $497-Course Conviction Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Severe $497-Course Conviction Disorder — a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Emptio cursus online fiducia. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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