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Patient has planned six outfits for a 3-day festival 11 months away. Has not purchased the ticket.
Outfit count will double.
None. The vision board is binding.
Patients with Chronic Festival-Outfit Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Festival-Outfit Disorder is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Coachellaus commitmentus annualis — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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