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| Dosage | One (1) original box retained per household (the most recent major purchase); all others recycled within 7 days |
| Frequency | Per new purchase |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — the boxes will, in fact, keep arriving |
The Institute dispenses Scatulae Deminutio for:
The Institute issues Scatulae Deminutio for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Box Reduction, single-item retention. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.