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Patient has decorated their trauma. Soft lighting, curated Pinterest boards, gentle font choices. The therapy is the brand. The brand is the therapy.
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None. 'Healing era' has a beige palette.
Patients with Chronic Aesthetic-Therapy-Influencer Drift typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Aesthetic-Therapy-Influencer Drift was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Somaticum aesthetica commerciata — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.