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Compulsive need to convert every life event — bereavements, divorces, dental cleanings — into a professional-development parable ending with 'What do you think?'
Terminal. Patient will eventually post about this diagnosis.
Untreatable. Deactivating the account causes full-body tremors.
Patients with Catastrophic LinkedIn Posting typically present with some or all of the following:
Catastrophic LinkedIn Posting is a catastrophic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Networkus cringe maximus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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