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Silentia Absoluta

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #47,065 Workplace & Hustle
Prescribed
Silentia Absoluta
(Uninterrupted Silence, unflavored)
DosageOne (1) hour, taken orally
FrequencyNightly, before bed
DurationIndefinite
Refills0 — condition is permanent
Side effects May include clarity, unplanned weeping, and the sudden urge to quit LinkedIn. Clarity is irreversible.
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The Institute dispenses Silentia Absoluta for:

What is this?

Silentia Absoluta is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Uninterrupted Silence, unflavored — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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