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Patient owns 14 items described as 'basically the same.' They are not basically the same. Has broken a zipper in public.
Terminal. The algorithm has their inseam.
Untreatable. Reviews are not read.
Patients with Severe Dupe-Culture Compulsion typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Dupe-Culture Compulsion is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Copycattus TikTokus triumphalis — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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