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Patient is picking up their friend from a restaurant but cannot stop, so begins to 'circle the block.' Has now been circling for 22 minutes because friend is still finishing their drink. Has burned $4 of gas. Has seen the same doorman six times. Has waved twice. The third wave will be weird.
Chronic. Circling exceeds proposed wait time by 340%.
None. Parking in an actual spot was rejected.
Patients with Advanced 'I'll Just Circle The Block' Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Advanced 'I'll Just Circle The Block' Disorder — an advanced condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Rotatio eterna parcaginis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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