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Patient plays voice notes from their group chat, out loud, on a a commuter train. Pauses to laugh audibly. Says 'oh my god, no' at the relevant moments. Presses replay. The entire car now has context on a breakup they were not invited to.
Deteriorates in public. Volume is not adjusted for environment.
None. The voice note is, apparently, the event.
Patients with Advanced Group-Text Vocalizer Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Advanced Group-Text Vocalizer Disorder — an advanced condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Notula vocis intrusiva. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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