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| Dosage | Zero (0) digital courses purchased for 12 consecutive months |
| Frequency | One-year freeze; extend after first year |
| Duration | 12 months minimum |
| Refills | Unlimited — the next 'one that actually works' will, apparently, still be being sold in a year |
The Institute dispenses Moratorium Cursuum for:
Moratorium Cursuum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Course Moratorium, annual — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.