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Patient stands approximately four centimeters behind the next person in the DMV line. Breathes. Sighs. Shifts weight. On one documented occasion, glanced at a stranger's phone screen long enough to read three messages. Does not respond to eye contact. Does not respond to throat-clearing. Has, apparently, no concept of a buffer.
Incurable. The patient believes they are invisible.
Untreatable. Turning around does not deter them. It encourages them.
Patients with Severe Public Queue Breach typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Public Queue Breach is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Linea violatio silentia — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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