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| Dosage | One (1) small remembered instance of joy per week, written down — not to relive, simply to confirm it existed |
| Frequency | Weekly |
| Duration | Ongoing, alongside professional support |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork. This one genuinely warrants a real doctor. |
The Institute dispenses Memoria Laetitiae Investigatio for:
Memoria Laetitiae Investigatio is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Joy Memory, gently investigated — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.