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| Dosage | One (1) page filled per day, in the existing planner, before any new planner is purchased |
| Frequency | Daily, for 14 consecutive days minimum |
| Duration | Until the current planner is completed or the urge to buy a new one has dissolved |
| Refills | 0 — a new planner is not, clinically, the treatment |
The Institute dispenses Liber Ordinis Usus for:
Liber Ordinis Usus is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Planner Use, the one you already own — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.