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| Dosage | One (1) 90-second self-description rehearsed and memorized, deployable at any interview, networking event, or first date without further composition |
| Frequency | Once; repeat preparation quarterly as the answer drifts |
| Duration | Lifelong practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the question will, apparently, continue to be asked |
The Institute dispenses Introductio Brevis for:
Introductio Brevis is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Brief Introduction, prepared — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.