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Patient is up at 4:47 AM taking cold showers and journaling about lions. Has quoted American Psycho unironically. Earns $31,000 a year.
Incurable. Will start a newsletter next.
None. Suggesting therapy is interpreted as weakness.
Patients with Advanced Sigma-Grindset Poisoning typically present with some or all of the following:
Advanced Sigma-Grindset Poisoning belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Alphacus fictivus masculina, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.