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| Dosage | One (1) LinkedIn headline and dating bio updated to reflect the actual scope of patient's role — not 'CEO of X,' but the actual job |
| Frequency | Once; revisit at genuine title changes only |
| Duration | Permanent honesty |
| Refills | 0 — the 'CEO of [sole-proprietor consultancy]' framing was, apparently, not fooling the audience patient had been trying to impress |
The Institute dispenses Titulus Realis for:
Titulus Realis is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Actual Title, honestly stated — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.