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Patient posts a story primarily to see who, specifically, watched it. Has memorized the order of viewers. Draws conclusions that cannot be verified.
Fixed. Every post is surveillance.
None. A story with no views triggers a deletion.
Patients with Chronic Story-Viewer Obsession typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Story-Viewer Obsession present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Spectator identificandum obsessivus, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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