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Patient has announced their Substack to three dinner parties. Has published one (1) post, in 2022, titled 'Why I'm Starting This.'
Will relaunch quarterly, forever.
Incurable. The newsletter is the content.
Patients with Terminal Substack Intentions typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Substack Intentions — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Scriptura imminentus nunquam. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.