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Patient has, on 144 documented occasions, refused to write it down. Patient has, on 143 of those occasions, forgotten. The remaining case is unconfirmed.
Permanent. Pen-and-paper offers are declined on principle.
Write it down yourself. Pass it to them. Expect to be corrected mid-task.
Patients with Terminal 'I'll Remember, Don't Worry' Breach typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Terminal 'I'll Remember, Don't Worry' Breach present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Memoria verbalis garantia defectiva, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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