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Patient has spent $94 this week on a green drink endorsed by someone's daughter. Claims they can 'feel the difference.' The difference is bankruptcy.
Irreversible. The parking lot alone has become a lifestyle.
Untreatable. A regular grocery store now feels unclean.
Patients with Terminal Erewhon Addiction typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Erewhon Addiction was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Smoothii twenty-dollarus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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