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Patient approaches a roundabout and simply stops. Not at a stop line. In the middle of the feeder road. A van behind them has already begun to back up. Patient does not understand 'who goes first.' Waits for all traffic to clear before entering, which may take four minutes. This is a two-exit roundabout.
Permanent. Roundabouts remain, apparently, a European concept.
Untreatable. Three YouTube videos have been watched and retained no information.
Patients with Severe Roundabout Paralysis typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Roundabout Paralysis was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Rotatio stasis mentalis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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