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Severe Pre-Flight Driving Panic

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SEVERE
Diagnosis
Severe Pre-Flight Driving Panic
Horror pre-aereus cursus
Clinical description

Patient's flight is at 6 AM. Patient has left the house at 1:14 AM to drive 40 minutes to the airport. Has been white-knuckled for the entire drive. Has checked the dashboard clock 87 times. Arrives at the airport at 2 AM. TSA opens at 4 AM. The gate does not open for three hours.

Prognosis

Chronic. Each flight deepens the compulsion.

Recommended treatment

None. Airport sleeping in a chair has become routine.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Severe Pre-Flight Driving Panic typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Severe Pre-Flight Driving Panic was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Horror pre-aereus cursus β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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