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Patient's Saturday: 8 AM soccer, 10:30 AM birthday party, 12 PM swim lesson, 2 PM second birthday party, 4 PM grocery run, 5:30 PM dinner with in-laws. Has scheduled this. Is now, at 7:14 PM, watching their children collapse on the couch and questioning every decision. Will book a similar schedule next weekend.
Chronic. Calendar does not permit the Sunday rest.
None. FOMO is, apparently, a parenting condition.
Patients with Chronic Weekend Activity Over-Scheduling typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Weekend Activity Over-Scheduling belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Plenitudo calendarii familialis, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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