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Patient drives a lifted Ram 1500 that has never hauled anything heavier than a bag of mulch from Home Depot. The bed has been spotless since purchase. The towing hitch is cosmetic. Patient knows nothing about the engine but owns three hats that reference the engine. Parks diagonally across two compact spaces.
Permanent. The truck is a lifestyle brand.
None. A Camry would have been sufficient.
Patients with Severe Pickup-Truck Lifestyle Commitment typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Severe Pickup-Truck Lifestyle Commitment — a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Vehiculum majus compensatio. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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