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Patient tells a new acquaintance about their mother, their therapist, and a recent medical scare within nine minutes of meeting. The new acquaintance was asking for directions.
Will not slow. Will, in fact, accelerate.
None. A first date has already heard about the breakdown.
Patients with Severe Overshare Velocity typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Overshare Velocity is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Revelatio prematura intensa — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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