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The Instagram grid is spotless — beach photos, anniversary dinners, matching outfits. At home, the couple has not made eye contact since Tuesday. The grid is the entire performance.
The grid has 14k engagement. The marriage has 2.
None. A post is scheduled for later.
Patients with Severe Couples-Photo Fraud typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe Couples-Photo Fraud present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Imago matrimonialis fictitia, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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