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Hand-holding, compliments, arm-around-the-waist — all performed flawlessly for the benefit of witnesses. At home, patient has not been asked about their day since March.
The performance is world-class. The interior is empty.
None. Friends are convinced the relationship is thriving.
Patients with Chronic Public-Affection Private-Neglect Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Public-Affection Private-Neglect Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Amorus theatricus privatus vacantus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.