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Patient reads every reply to every tweet and contributes a correction to each one. Has physically aged during a single comments section.
Deteriorates with exposure. No safe dose.
Incurable. Muting the thread only causes craving.
Patients with Pathological Reply-Guy Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Pathological Reply-Guy Syndrome — a pathological condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Fila longa compulsiva masculina. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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