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Patient has received seven separate toll-violation notices in the mail and has opened none of them. The stack is on the kitchen counter. The transponder expired 14 months ago. Patient knows this. Plans to deal with it 'before it becomes a problem.' Late fees have now tripled the original amount. DMV is aware.
Chronic. Registration renewal approaches.
None. The envelopes are, at this point, decor.
Patients with Chronic Unpaid-Toll Accumulation typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Unpaid-Toll Accumulation present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Accumulatio vectigalis evasio, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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