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Chronic Sleep-Tracking Obsession

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Sleep-Tracking Obsession
Somnum numericus vigilantia
Clinical description

Patient wears two devices to bed. Wakes unrested. Checks the score. The score was low. They are now more tired because the score was low.

Prognosis

The score governs the morning mood.

Recommended treatment

None. Not wearing the device triggers what the device is meant to measure.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Sleep-Tracking Obsession typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Sleep-Tracking Obsession was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Somnum numericus vigilantia β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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