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Patient owns 14 Stanley tumblers in discontinued seasonal colorways. Drinks water from a mug. Queues up for new drops in rain.
Terminal. Tumbler will outlive the patient.
None. Hydration is not the goal.
Patients with Chronic Stanley Cup Hoarding typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Stanley Cup Hoarding was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Tumbler gigantus multiplicatus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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