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Patient has scraped a hand-sized rectangle of ice from their windshield and determined this is sufficient to drive. Has been on the road for 14 minutes peering through the peephole. Cannot see the cross traffic on the left. Has nearly clipped a cyclist twice. The full defrost would have taken four more minutes.
Chronic. The scraper is, apparently, a suggestion.
None. Full visibility would require effort.
Patients with Advanced Winter-Windshield Peephole Driving typically present with some or all of the following:
Advanced Winter-Windshield Peephole Driving was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Visio hiemalis minutissima — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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