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Patient spends upwards of 3 hours daily viewing houses in cities they have never visited, at price points 14× their annual salary. Has strong opinions on the backsplash.
Permanent. Intensifies after every Fed rate decision.
No cure. Please do not send them a Redfin link.
Patients with Acute Zillow-Browsing Delusion typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Zillow-Browsing Delusion was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Domus impossibilis obsessio — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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