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Patient weaponizes the default email signature as a pre-emptive excuse for any typo, brevity, or tonal misreading. Often sent from the actual laptop.
Will not remove the signature.
None. 'Please excuse' does most of the work.
Patients with Acute Sent-From-iPhone Shield Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Acute Sent-From-iPhone Shield Syndrome present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Apologia automatica devicus, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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