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| Dosage | Five (5) consecutive PTO days, actually taken |
| Frequency | Annually, minimum twice |
| Duration | Five days plus two days of email avoidance on return |
| Refills | 0 — the days expire, apparently |
The Institute dispenses Vacatio Obligatoria for:
Vacatio Obligatoria is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Mandatory Vacation, used — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.