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| Dosage | One (1) day without googling developmental milestones |
| Frequency | As often as the googling occurs |
| Duration | Until the next pediatrician appointment |
| Refills | Unlimited, and indicated |
The Institute dispenses Prolepsis Parentalis for:
Prolepsis Parentalis is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Parental Forward-Thinking, suspended — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.