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| Dosage | One (1) manual wall switch, reconnected to one set of lights, used at least once daily |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | Unlimited — the switch was, apparently, the original smart technology |
The Institute dispenses Parietis Interruptor Restitutus for:
Parietis Interruptor Restitutus is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Wall Switch Reinstated, functional — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.