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| Dosage | One (1) tote bag discarded or donated for every new tote acquired |
| Frequency | Per tote entering the household |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | 0 — the rule holds or the collection wins |
The Institute dispenses Sacculus Unus Exitus for:
Sacculus Unus Exitus is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading One-In, One-Out, for totes — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.