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Patient has installed three separate storage systems for their kids' toys: clear-bin cubbies with labels, a rotating 'toy library' in the garage, and a donate-bin that has not been delivered to Goodwill. Kids consistently play in the living room, where they dump out every bin within six minutes. The label maker has been used 41 times. The labels fall off.
Chronic. The donate bin grows faster than it empties.
Untreatable. A fourth system is being researched on Pinterest.
Patients with Terminal Toy Storage Warfare typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Toy Storage Warfare — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Obsessio locorum ludicrorum. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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