UNTREATABLE.COM
Patient has 6 side-hustle ideas and zero customers. Domain names purchased for all six. Logos designed. Has paid monthly subscriptions for 14 months.
The hustle is the purpose. Not the income.
None. A new idea arrives Sunday night.
Patients with Terminal Side-Hustle Delirium typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Side-Hustle Delirium belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Secundarium lucrum fictitius, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.